Evolution of The Official Car of Oppo™

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/18/2018 at 13:27 • Filed to: Times are a changin'

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2014 - BRZ

2015 - FiST/FoST

2016 - S550 Mustang

2017 - E90/92

2018 - GTI

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DISCUSSION (70)


Kinja'd!!! Out, but with a W - has found the answer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 13:31

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Perpetually - MX-5


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 13:32

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I do want a GTI badly 


Kinja'd!!! jasmits > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 13:32

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We were moving steadily upmarket until someone saw the bill for a major BMW repair.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 13:33

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2019 year of the IS300


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 13:35

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REJECTED. Here is the evolution of the REAL official car of Oppo.

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Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 13:35

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voyager-panda-bicycle.........
i think im doing it wrong


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 13:38

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Come on fellas, you’re all falling behind. Get yourselves some of them Twingos up there.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 13:41

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that’s about spot on - maybe 2019 will be a truck year...


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > jasmits
11/18/2018 at 13:41

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lmao. 


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/18/2018 at 13:41

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I am okay with this


Kinja'd!!! BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
11/18/2018 at 13:42

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Twingo for official car of Oppo 2019! (We’re already at 3 so that’s a start I guess)


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 13:43

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2020: more of us seem to be having kids these days

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Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 13:44

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2020 Jeep Gladiator  


Kinja'd!!! BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 13:45

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So now is the time to invest in the car that will be the Official car of Oppo 2019, right? I suggest cheap imported Twingos...

It’s a shame we don’t get this colour on the GTI in Europe :( (Edit: apparently they offer it in Germany, where you can get like 35 colours as a special order)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/18/2018 at 13:48

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Are you buying another one? You're not buying another one.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/18/2018 at 13:49

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Actually, I think the Ascent could be a good candidate for 2019. 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/18/2018 at 13:50

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H3T slopeback!


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 13:50

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Yeah. Also, I think a shocking number of people here have CX-5s


Kinja'd!!! CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 13:51

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I am three years late to the party.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/18/2018 at 13:55

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True, but those have been spread over the years since  2014. Ascent I feel is a good bandwagon vehicle. It's still a Subaru, so I am still hip with the young people!


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 13:56

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2021. Kia Stinger. Calling it now.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 13:56

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Nah. Might replace it with a Volt next year if I decide not to repaint it. Would like to learn how to do bodywork and give the whole thing a black respray but mix in some blue pearl. Then paint the wheels metallic gunmetal grey, lower it a bit, throw some exhaust at it.

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB
11/18/2018 at 13:58

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I'm still 17 years late on anything.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/18/2018 at 13:58

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Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 13:59

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Hot take, I don't really like the Ascent. But hey, clearly I am not the majority of buyers.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 13:59

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LOL. I'm over here like "HAY GUISE I JUST BOUGHT A SIX-YEAR-OLD CUBE" *eats paste*


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 14:01

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Solara for 2019 lol.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 14:01

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y u emoji


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/18/2018 at 14:04

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Because that will take a lot of body work!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/18/2018 at 14:05

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Liking a crossover? I’m afraid that you ARE like the majority of buyers

[Dramatic music]


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fhrblig
11/18/2018 at 14:05

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I have a tape deck, how do you think I feel?


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 14:07

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Wut. I meant respray the Lexus the color of that car I posted the pic of.

Or just replace the lexus with a volt.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/18/2018 at 14:08

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Everything make 6000 times more sense now 


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 14:13

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I am no word good. 


Kinja'd!!! DutchieDC2R > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 14:14

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Where are all the goddamn Integras?!

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Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > BvdV - The Dutch Engineer
11/18/2018 at 14:16

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for like a million euros for the specials...


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 14:20

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Kinja'd!!! BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > Spanfeller is a twat
11/18/2018 at 14:25

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Yeah, true, the non-metallic colours were already around €2000. B ut itis good to see a market that  offers more choice than the Dutch market, where your choices exist of white,gray,black and maybe dark blue or red if you are lucky.


Kinja'd!!! P5guy now GTIguy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 14:34

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Can confirm, have a 2018 GTI 


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 14:35

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Radical?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch
11/18/2018 at 14:36

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It doesn't even work...


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 14:37

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Annnnnd I never got my GTI :(


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 14:38

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Bogus. I wonder if mine works... Never tried it.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/18/2018 at 14:38

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But look how content-ish you are in that vehicle you have now!


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 14:51

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I never liked being part if the crowd


Kinja'd!!! Longtime Lurker > BvdV - The Dutch Engineer
11/18/2018 at 14:55

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I’ll gladly take a RS133.


Kinja'd!!! BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > Longtime Lurker
11/18/2018 at 15:06

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I’ve heard they are great fun. I’m sort of considering replacing my 75hp Twingo with a GT or RS  if my commute shortens a bit after I’ve moved.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 15:21

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I saw an H3 this morning rocking MTs and a sugar I rack with a deer in it. I was mostly shocked to see some one using an H3 as truck. 


Kinja'd!!! ihm96 > jasmits
11/18/2018 at 15:38

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The key is people aren’t buying old enough bmws. Anything e40 and above is too complex lol


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 15:39

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I’m impressed that you could find a tape to test it with.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 16:09

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Haha. Mine works. 


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 16:14

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Could it be the 4runner tho?


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 16:33

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Still on that 2017 E90 wave! 


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 16:42

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Pretty sure I started this party 2016. Glad everyone else could finally make it...


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 17:18

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I guess I am just behind the times with my fost


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > DutchieDC2R
11/18/2018 at 17:56

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Stolen.


Kinja'd!!! Kim Jong - Healthy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 18:22

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none of these have enough doors and/or cargo space

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > RPM esq.
11/18/2018 at 18:26

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I have an adapter I use in my pickup to play my old iPod Nano


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
11/18/2018 at 18:28

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So you're saying you liked them before it was cool? 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch
11/18/2018 at 18:29

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They've all been varied gens


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 20:42

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I suppose that is true.


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 21:25

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~adding to my prior reply~

Which means I guess I have gone full hipster.

Fuck...


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
11/18/2018 at 21:26

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Don't worry, you're a self-aware hipster... You know: I R O N I C A L L Y


Kinja'd!!! jdrgoat - Ponticrack? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 21:55

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What’s that make me?

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jdrgoat - Ponticrack?
11/18/2018 at 21:57

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3good5me


Kinja'd!!! jdrgoat - Ponticrack? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2018 at 22:02

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This one goes to eleven.


Kinja'd!!! LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
11/19/2018 at 12:46

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There is always someone who insists that they loved the band before anyone else knew about them. (When in 2016? Just sayin', I got mine in May of that year. )


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com
11/19/2018 at 14:14

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January of 16.

And I was being completely sarcastic and not serious about any of this.


Kinja'd!!! LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
11/19/2018 at 14:15

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I figured that you were joking about start ing the party . . . And you beat me to it, so there you go!


Kinja'd!!! CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/29/2019 at 16:51

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You were close if we’re talking about the Outback XT!